Thursday, January 30, 2020

must watch rom coms & v-day cozies



A good romcom is perfect any time of year, but I wanted to make sure that I got together a list of all of must watch ones. My great friend Christine and I are always on the hunt for the next best romcom and spend a lot of time texting one another to make sure we've seen whatever is new on Netflix...we even decided at our next sleepover that we will have a day dedicate to just romcoms (she lives in DC, so we have to plan these things out in advance haha!)

The Perfect Date only on Netflix
Love, Rosie on Netflix (more rom than com)
After only on Netflix
About Time 
50 First Dates 
Crazy, Stupid, Love 
The Big Sick 
27 Dresses
Two Weeks Notice
Sleepless in Seattle 
Pretty Woman
A Walk to Remember (RomCry...not a com)
10 Things I Hate About You
Sweet Home Alabama
Center Stage (not a com)
Clueless
Friends With Benefits
Life As We Know It
The Kissing Booth
Love, Simon
Fever Pitch

and of course, THE BEST ROM COM OF ALL TIME:
To All The Boys I've Loved Before 
To All The Boys: P.S I Still I Love You the sequel is dropping on Feb 12th...! 

And of course, what's a good movie day without cozies? I rounded up a bunch of cute Valentine's cozies cause you know I love this whole holiday cause of the color palette alone :) 








avo toast pj set $14.99 -are these not the cutest thing ever?





What's your must watch romcom? Leave it in the comments,

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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

The Bachelor Recap | week four



Another Monday and we're off...literally! Leaving the mansion and hitting the road...first stop, the city of loveeeee-Cleveland. Which is home to the worst human, Tristan Thompson. 

One on One: with Victoria F

I won't lie, based on the preview, I'm the most excited for this drama and hope that it's not just good editing. Victoria was the quiet one in the beginning of the season, but then wore the lingerie during the fashion show. She's def got some tricks up her sleeve. 

She takes things to the next level tho with the freaking out about skydiving...he's just going to fly you around. She looks really cute in her all-American #ootd. (kissed) They're going to an amusement park and have the whole thing to themselves. And just an FYI-that's my dream date...to have the whole place alone. Even tho...wait for it, I hate rollercoasters, ha. Idk it just seems so fun! 

Peter and VF are chatting about kids, drinking beers, holding hands...and then BAM-DRAMA. They're going to a Chase Rice concert...who's her ex bf?  CHASE MOTHER FUCKING RICE. Dated before she came on the show...omg. I can't. VF IS LOOKING AT CHASE WITH THE EYES. Peter is really into her. VF is singing along and Pete says "oh you know this song!" well honey, you're about to find out she knows more than that about Chase. OMGGGG PETER KISSED HER AND CHASE quickly stopped the song and whiped his face. Peter is talking to Chase and Chase is like how long you into this? And now VF is crying to a producer. it's SO MUCH. OMGGGGG.

VF pulled Chase aside to say it was a good concert. She asked if he knew prior and he said no. This is EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUCKING DRAMS. VF said she has to tell him and Chase is like duh. 

Now onto the dinner portion of the date...she looks beautiful in her pink dress. Peter said in his interview "we could have Chase Rice sing at our wedding!" Ohhh Petteeeeeeey. VF takes a huge sip of her cocktail and is going to drop the hammer. Victoria told him and he said "no" like he needs it to not be true. I feel incredible bad that Peter just keeps getting blindsided. I know that he was a child actor in commercials, but there's now way that he is acting rn. Peter is trying to get her to clarify that she has no feelings for him and she said she doesn't and she didn't say something earlier cause she didn't want to ruin the moment. She left crying. 

Peter has gone to see Victoria and she's trying to apologize for ruining the moment and for driving him away...she's afraid that he won't want to try with her now. Now Peter is trying to get her to confirm that she wants be there with him...all seems to be fine...they're kissing. She gets the rose! (Shoulda picked her in my bracket...she did cry so that would've lost me points, but she stays!) 

Group Date with:

Victoria F
Kiera
Kelley
Deandra
Madison
Natasha
Lexi
Shiann
Tammy
Sydney
Hannah Ann
Savannah
Mykenna

They're going to play some football at the Dog Pound. Victoria F was wearing a v cute set and had to sit out cause of her back. Shiann scored two TDs so far...I'm here for Peter's football commentary. The game ended in a tie 28-28 even tho Shiann ended the day with 4 TDs...and they all played really hard. 

Okay, we're at the night portion and he is with Victoria P-who's in red (his fave color). (kissing) The girls are LIVID that she took him first because she didn't even play...wah wah, like girl up and grab him. 

ALAYAH JUST WALKED-NO STOMPED IN-BLEW THE GIRLS A KISS AND IS STOMPING IN TO INTERRUPT. Oh shit...shit. VP told him last week, they knew each other, but not that well. Now Alayah is saying that they went to Vegas together...So he sat down with the both of them at the same time (smart move, Peter...) but they both talked in circles. It's hard to know who is being honest, but you don't go to Vegas with someone you don't really know. 

He's spending a lot of time with Alayah and now he's saying stuff about trusting his heart & how he loved everything he saw from her. And he hates he doubted her. AND HE ASKED HER BACKKKKK. They walk out hand in hand to a lot of really pissed faces and I mean REALLY pissed faces. I would be livid if I was there. LIV-ID. 

One on One: with Kelsey (the other half of #champsgate if you can't keep them straight)

They're exploring the city and just walking around. Stopped to dance, eat a porogies...cute. Oh yikes, she's sharing her story about how her parent split and how she found out about her dad leaving before her mom did. They end their night with a kiss and fireworks...literal fireworks. 

I didn't have much to say about their date cause I just didn't really see much happening...*shoulder shrug emoji*

VF is POPPING OFF on Alayah about her running her mouth about spilling the tea to the girls about the whole Chase. 

Cocktail Party time and Peter walks in to these girls fired up and they lay right into him. They let him know how upset they are about how they've had no time. He wants to talk to Victoria P and she says she doesn't want to talk to him...they go outside and she's pissed because he just said that he was influenced in sending Alayah home which she feels was a dig at her. And now they're having an argument about Alayah...deja vu. 

The girls are trying to say that she came back to get back on the show and she is saying she came back for Peter and to clear her name. They said that she could've cleared her name on Women Tell All. Peter sits with VF and VF tells him the tea about what Alayah did. Sydney sits down and lays it on the line...he knows NOTHING about her because they can't spend anytime focusing on that cause all they focus is on the other drama. 

In the middle of his interview, he says "too tight" about his shirt and tie...or is it the claws of Alayah? I guess we'll need to wait to see next week. My dad thinks Peter needs to call his mom.

NEXT WEEK LOOKS LIKE TEAR CENTRAL...WOAH. CYA THEN, 

Thursday, January 23, 2020

series | closet staples from target



This time of year always makes me think about organization and cleaning things out (I said think...not do, btw-lol) and that makes me think about closet staples. So I decided to hit the mall with Jen (yayyyyyy my assistant is back for one night only!) and put together staple pieces from four different spots!

The pieces that I decided are staples are;

*light jeans
*dark jeans
*black jeans
*a white tee
*a black tee
*black cardigan/black blazer
*a little black dress

and then I went on IG and asked you guys to drop your closet staples;

*jean jacket
*leather jacket
*long cardigan
*spanx leggings
*cardigans
*white tees
*good jeans

So with that in mind, Jen and I hit the stores. I'll be honest, Target was where I thought we would struggle with narrowing down our items, but it wasn't as great as we wished. Here's what we found!


Jen and I agree that a good pair of black jeans can have rips in them, so we picked out these (don't mind Target's gross mirror-lol!) 



A good white tee is a MUST! You should have a couple different varieties in your closet and this one is really good. The thickness is perfect-can't see your bra. Not a huge fan of the pocket, but Jen said this would be the one she would reach for, so we went with it!

white tee w/ pocket: $5.60 *sale



Now, these pants are not something I would keep in my closet. It could be because I grabbed the regular and should've went with a long, but these a straight basic jean. I tend to gravitate towards the skinny jean or jegging for me personally. But I wanted to throw in a straight jean as I know more and more people are starting to wear em.

straight jeans: $27.99


I think a duster cardigan is an absolute must. It pairs well for a night out or to throw over leggings to head for coffee after yoga. This one is not only practical with the belt, but it's SO freaking soft. This is the standout piece from Target for sure.

duster cardigan: $15 *sale


A black cardigan is something that everyone at any age needs. This one was a good find, pretty soft too. And it wasn't bulky, so it can be worn for any occasion.

black cardigan: $24.99

Popping these in your closet you would be off to a good start with having some staples! What's one thing you saw that you'd pop in your closet? Check back next week to see what I found at Old Navy cause there was SO many good things!



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Tuesday, January 21, 2020

The Bachelor Recap | Week Three



Week three...I kinda can't believe it's already week three, but here we are. Okay, #champsgate was last week, let's see if this week will bring us a new dumb topic to get hung up on. 

One on One: with Victoria P

with the reallll cute jeans...Peter is showing her around his hometown aka LA/Calabasas. They hit a country store to get stuff to go line dancing. Then they end up at the Canyon to line dance and of course have a private country concert in the middle of the day. Pete is a really good line dancer tbh and I know nothing about line dancing beside the Cotton-Eye Joe. (They've kissed twice by this point...) Peter says things on these dates like "I think I found my dance partner for life" and it's like my man, you really are jumping in. Here for it. 

Oh brother...HA and Kelsey are going to talk. Kelsey does NOT like being called a bully you guys, she isn't down for that. Even tho she used "unkind words" to describe HA. Hmmm, I think that's a type of bullying. But okay, cool. KELSEY SAID "I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHAMPAGNE" OMFG. Their conversation is a freaking joke. They are just talking at each other. The preview for tonight's ep, shits about to pop off and a rose gets taken away. Here for thissss drams you guys.

Back to the ONO with VP and she is sharing her really sad life story. Her mom had her own demons and it seems like she had to grow up fast to help raise her sister. Peter is being incredibly sweet and kind to her-which obvi he should, but honestly I see Victoria P being around for quite some time. They look really great together and I think he would protect her. VP gets a rose! They sneak into a place to make out and Peter grabbed a whole lot of her tushy...

Group Date w/:

Kiera which is actually Kiarra
Sarah
Tammy
Kelley
Shiann
Savannah
Sydney
Aaliyah
(we should count how many names I spell wrong...actually don't. I can't care that much...)

So before the date card shows up, Aaliyah is saying that she can put on face when she needs to...let's see what unfolds with that, shall we?

Demi shows up and gives the girls all jammies to go to a crazy ass in the ring pillow fight. Holy shit, Tammy and Kelley square up and Tammy literally THROWS down. But remember from her package on ep one-she kicks major ass. She was disqualified cause holy god she tackled Kel. Omg, this shit got real wild. Demi picked who she thought should throw down and it was Aaliyah and Sydney. Sy was grabbing her hair and thew her down on the ground all while Peter yelled "show me you want it!'  which makes me think he has some crazy ass fetish...(another kiss to add to the count!) 

Alone time with Aliyah (is that right?) A pageant girl which we know can be trouble with a capital T. He's into her tho-thinks she's mega sweet and what not. 
The rest of the girls are not into her, think she's playing a game (which my dad keeps saying "it is a game!" we're a sports family.) Sydney is trying to call her out on if she's being a pageant princess or her real self right now and A is saying like "oh totally...cause it's hard to drop that ya know?" And I get it, but it seems like sometimes she is faking a little. Then again, I'm a HUGE believer in don't waste your alone time on point out things about someone else. That's a waste of your time. 

He's really into Kelley...really into Tammy (kiss count added on three more-A, Kelley, and Tammy) now he's sitting with Sydney and she's dishing about what she thinks about A and her being fake. So Peter decides to cut through the BS and confronts her in front of the rest of the girls. Now A and Sy are fighting. A went and spoke with Peter and now he believes her too. He is a confused man and quite frankly I am too. Not a man, just confused. Sydney gets the rose!

Cocktail Party-which turns out to be a POOL PARTY:
 cause we have to keep this drams going...Peter shows up and isn't in his normally chipper self, so he grabs Sydney to apologize and chat. (they kissed) All of the girls are spilling tea right now on A...every single girl. Sy is wearing the worst pants I've ever seen in my whole 35 years. Only Britney Spears circa 2001 should wear pants like that. 

Okay, here's my dad's take on tonight's drams..Sydney is cute, but not as pretty as A and she feels threatened. Sydney is trying to push A out cause she wants to have them drop like flies to get a better spot with Peter...I need to know, do you agree with his thinking? 

Now Peter is with Madison is talking about anything, but the drama...mostly about their last date. And how much he thinks about her. And he feels v confidently about her. (they kissed.)

He's sitting with ALAYAH...that's how we freaking spell it...WOW, I messed it up all along. Okay, so he is still into her and they kissed. Idk guys, this episode is kinda dumb. 

OHHH SHIT...soooo Peter pulls Victoria P aside and says that he take her opinion into account. She knew her a little prior to this and Alayah asked her to not tell producers that they knew each other. VP is saying that A is open to all the opportunities that come after this is "IG INFLUENCER" and stealing all my freaking brand deals. Peter is back with sitting with her again and now he's dropping the tea about what he's heard. Her nails are chipped and I don't like that. Her reasoning about why she didn't want the producers to know doesn't make any sense. Hannah Brown and what's her name knew each other prior and if anything, it made a freaking storyline. A LONG STORYLINE. Peter walks away and now Alayah is crying on the ground. Chris is here to drop the bomb that Pete has went home and will see them all later at the rose ceremony.

Rose Ceremony:

Kelsey
Hannah Ann
Natasha
Lexi
Madison
Shiann
Kelley
Kiarra
Tammy
Savannah
Deandra
*PETER WALKS OUT* two roses are left...Mykenna, Alayah, Alexa, are the ones that I know that are left...just cause I know their names. Mykenna just cause I see her on TikTok a lot. 
Okay, he back...leggo.
Chris comes out and takes one of the roses away...DUMDUMDUMMMMM...
Mykenna stays! 

Did I miss some names...what happened to Lauren and Victoria F? They were in my bracket, god damn it. Wait, he's having a convo with a producer and he may bring her back (in the future it feels like!)

Okay, next week will POP OFF. Victoria F (who is still here, I just missed it I guess..) is on a date and the singer is someone she dated?! TF?!! YES, DRAMMAAAAAA. 


Tuesday, January 14, 2020

The Bachelor Recap | Week Two



Okay, we back bitches! Right where we left off HB & Peter on a couch talking about coming back to the house. He is rubbing her back and they are sitting so close...I've never sat like that with an ex (well if I did, it lead somewhere that it shouldn't have.) He just said "I can't do this" I guess this is a wrap, kids. 

So Peter cuts the day portion of the date short, the girls aren't happy. And I get it! 100%, they're right. They put their lives on hold to have a chance with him and HB his ex gf keeps showing up. And this time around it was ABC's doing. Now onto the evening part of the date. One of them is particularly pissed-I don't remember her name, but I get where she's coming from. 

Sydney is going to spill her guts-we've got our first one! She is interracial and dealt with bullying...which made her a strong individual. I like her. She's v sweet and pretty-they kissed (keeping track cause it matters haha!) 

He's into Mykenna, lifted her up on the counter, making out, and he made a weird "ooh" noise. I like her dress, but she's a fashion IGer, so duh of course I do. 

SYDNEY GETS THE ROSE! Cuteeeee!

Cocktail Party: 
I'll be honest nothing throws me off then this new structure, I remember the days when it was dates, blah blah, bullshit, and then the episode always ended with a rose ceremony. It buttoned up the episode nicely. But now we willynilly throw them around. Anywaysss, Lexi's dress has plastic straps. It's confusing to me. Does anyone understand them? She was the one that didn't get a date this week. He had a gift for her of her entrance (a little red convertible-cute). I want her to wear more mascara I think. KISSING AGAIN. 

Kelsey brought champs cause she got it on her bday? I need to see what kind it is...is it Dom Perignon? If it's not, I'm going to be not impressed. Ohh Mykenna swooped in and took him...Kelsey calm down, you want that champs to be cold girl. THEY FIGHTIN NOW. Mykenna brought out syrup and whipped cream...what happens? This fight is lame, like it wasn't that disrespectful, there's no signup sheet for time, damn Kelsey calm down. Instead of fighting with her, here's an idea...go grab him now. 

He's with Madison now and it feels like they're bf/gf. He is saying how much he loved slow dancing with her. His fam loves her already. He is surprising her with...a framed picture of his family and her. That's sups cute, but sups OFFICIAL DAMNNNN. Madison is the one to beat. 

Kelsey had her contour touched up (and I've seen some spoilers) something happens. OMG SOMEONE IS STEALING IT. Hannah Ann and Peter just got caught champs handed. Kelsey's friends are pissed. Kelsey is CRYING (sidebar, it is Dom). Peter goes to see if he can console her and she says nah. She's still crying...oh gosh, she's really upset. NOW she's stormed outside to scream at HA in front of Peter. Peter is trying to talk to her and she just keeps saying "I['m really upset" over and over. Oh and "I set that up". Now there's a bottle of Prosecco that they're opening together. People are cheering-dumb. Drinking from the bottle and she gets it everywhere and I'm dead. I'm dying. HOLY SHIT. She's now crying again and fighting w/ HA. Hannah Ann is a repeater too and saying "I've acknowledged your feelings and I apologize" god, these girls are broken records. 

Rose Ceremony time! 
Phew, thank god. I'm going to do my best to speed type these names without my dad yelling them to me from the next room (cause he's on vacation!) 
Mykenna
Victoria P
Natasha 
Jasmine
Sarah (I had no idea there was a Sarah..)
Lexi
Hannah Ann aka HA
Alexa
Tammy
Alyahha (still spelled that wrong)
Deann (is that right?)
Victoria F
Shiann
Kiera?
Savannah
they should have to wear nametags
Kelsey

Group Date:
I missed the names. It's DVRed & I'm not going back to jot them down-#layz it's my brand, but HA and Kelsey are both on it.
They're at Revolve aka the store for all the Bachettes when they get off. They get to go to every Revolve event and wear all the new arrivals. Janice Dickinson and Carson from Queer Eye are there to give them a challenge. They're modeling in a Revolve fashion show. Hannah G (my fave from Colton's season) is shook somewhere (Mexico, I know cause I follow her on IG). The girls are styling themselves for the fashion show and this is a cute group date. The weird quiet one, what's her name, is being shy and awkotaco. And she's crying in the interview-goodness, maybe I should be counting the crying. Nah, then this would be come a post about "kissing", then "crying", repeat. 

Peter walked the runway-yikes, ha! Winner of this gets the whole Revolve closet to set their post-Bachelor Instagram career off on the right foot. HA WORE A WEDDING DRESS. Revolve makes wedding dresses??? Dylan-Hannah G's fiancĂ© HIDE YOUR EYES. Victoria F-shy girl, killed itttttt! Kelsey gave Peter a bottle of Andre-that's $4 champs, that's a drop from the Dom. SHY GIRL IS KISSING HIM IN NEXT TO NOTHING-she isn't shy anymore. Hannah Ann won and will be the next famous IGer from the Bachelor franchise...oh wait, that's not what the competition is about. 

Peter and Victoria F are having a private, quiet moment cause she's feeling insecure cause he has stronger outgoing connections already. Now he's with Kelsey with the CHEAPEST CHAMPS. He said "very classy this time" bahaha, all that foam. HA gives me Jesus camp vibes, like I'm waiting for her to put on a tee shirt and start singing "Jesus Loves Me" next to a campfire. I think it's her face. 

So HA throws Kelsey under the bus for bullying her over #champsgate. They kiss and he says I like you, he says I like you. He gives the rose to Victoria F and HA looks pissed. 

Peter is pulling Kelsey aside to discuss #champsgate and I can't wait to put this behind us. Wait, those chandlers are gorgeous-woah, so pretty! Kelsey is trying to get Peter to see that HA doesn't act like the way she does in front of him like she does in the house. Peter looks so confused and kinda like "why did I sign up for this?" Nothing was resolved, awesome, #champsgate lives on! I need Kelsey to drink more water...she cries SO MUCH. Stop with the champs, drink water. Her pee is probably bright yellow. 

Tonight was an annoying, crying rollercoaster...but I was here for it. The preview has BOTH of them crying, mother of Mary...Kleenex has to sponsor this freaking show. Let's chat in the comments and please send me champs,





Tuesday, January 7, 2020

The Bachelor Recap | Week One



Woahhh, we're here! The Bach is back and it's PILOT PETEEEEE-yay! I'm so excited for his journey. Grab a coffee or a snack...cause this is a LONG one-it was a three hour ep! 

Intros:
Waxing girl-meh, not into it. 
Hannah Anne? the model-She has beautiful blue eyes...her family seems real into. I feel like she'll go far. 
Tammy-isn't wowing me off the get
The nurse (I'm doing stellar at grabbing the names...)-awe, her story is sweet. I like her.
Kelley-she's cute
Madison-a bball girl-again beautiful blue eyes. is that his type-dark hair, blue eyes? (I'm out-ha!)
Maurissa-what is her skin care routine? I need it ASAP. 

First limo:
Alayah or something, ugh; gam wrote him a letter...that's v sweet. 
Sydney; oh dissing Hannah, she's cute tho. He liked her dress
Hannah Ann; she's v cute and pure looking if that makes sense-I KNEW he'd like her.
Sarah; I could see them as a couple, based on looks
Lauren; okay, girlfriend with the jumpsuit, I see you. She's gorgeous
Victoria P (the nurse); happy dance, awe he is really embracing it. 

Second limo:
Mykenna; umm I have nothing to say
Maurissa; pinky promise
Kelsey; v pretty
Eunice; angel wings-flight attendant (took me 3 tries to spell)
shit I missed one
Megan; another flight attendant
Madison; paper airplane, v cute and unique entrance
Tammy; screened him
Shiann; barf bag-now I'm just writing things about them
Courtney; rode in on the little airplane, he loved it. I liked that it gave me time to take a bite of my built bar
Kiarra; was in a suitcase...yikes
Lexi; he lovessss the car and her already...he was into it
Deandra; windmill
Payton; just yelling 4 times at him
Jasmine; says 4 times in a different language 
Kylie; condoms
pussy cat girl; I have no words
Victoria F; she looks like someone from the Disney Channel, she has  a dry sense of humor
brought a cow; she was cute-Ashley P maybe? ugh..
Savannah; blindfolded him, she is very pretty....omgggggg THEY KISSEDDDDDD!
Kelley; wait, he knows her. they did a dance...oh gosh, okay, front runner. He was HOPING for her.
Alexa; like the dot
Avonlea; there's too many girls
Natasha; pretty

Third limo:
HANNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The girls are literally running around trying to see what's happening. She is back to give him what he gave to her when they started their journey. I think that's so sweet. 

Okay, now the cocktail party is starting. He is addressing that Hannah was there, that he was in love with her, and she returned his wings (his wings of love). Now he can give the wings to one of them. 
He's been sitting with some girls, but nothings stood out so far. First impression rose came in and the claws start to show...dayummm. 

Kissing Hannah Ann, I told you he liked her. Called her his lucky charm...I will say that I feel like she may be a front runner, but may turn out to be like a Demi (remember when she was just trying to fight everyone?) Okay, now he's making out with Tammy...while being handcuffed. Gosh, he's going for it. Mykenna interrupted with the airplanes, so HG came back with that big airplane and then waited while they made out...yikes. Natasha, it's not for you. 

Hannah Ann just swooped in for more time...told ya, that she was going to ruffle feathers. Man, am I on my game or what? Oop, and then she did it again-third times a charm. Kissing again. Shiann pulls Hannah Ann aside to say "yo, that shits not cool" and Hannah Ann is all "go get your mans, girl". 

I don't understand the girls that don't get time. Like hop the eff in there! Get your man. 

Victoria F will not stop crying...I need her to go home. Like please, send her home. Ohhh, Peter likes him some Kelley. I think she's getting the rose. 

OHHH, damn, okay my second choice got it. TARGET ON HER BACK NOW tho. Hannah Ann, sorry girl. (I need to insert here that my dad is watching in the living room and is yelling out to me questions or his thoughts.."HOW MANY GIRLS STAY TONIGHT?" "SHE'S PRETTY, BUT ANNOYING") 

Rose Ceremony: 
Victoria P
Madison
Kelley
Lexi
Savannah
Lauren
Tammy
Alaha -you know I spelt that wrong
Jasmine
Sydney
Natasha
Mykenna
Deandra
Sarah
Alexa
Kelsey
Payton
Kierra
Courtney
Shiann
Victoria F

First Group Date: 
Hannah Ann
Kelley
Deandra
Tammy
Courtney
Shiann
Victoria F & P
Jasmine

I feel like all I'm doing is writing out their names, but okay now we can get down to the real shiz. It's a flying date. Oof, it's a math date? Wtf. I'd be out real quick. He's sitting next to HA (I have to abbreviate her name now), he is SO into her you guys. That spinny game from the fair is the next part, I would barf in a second! Victoria P conquered her fear and threw up, so there's that. Top Gun moment and an obstacle course, cause it's not the Bach w/out one!

So Kelley cheats and wins...Shiann cries cause she took too long to get dressed...and Tammy (the fighter, I remember I took notes) will probably kick her ass. Can I just say my dream date takes place in white tees? Like we don't have to be flying in a plane watching the sunset, but I just want us to be in white tees. Back to the show, Kelley sits down and Tammy jumps on her about the cheating. Peter could've said "yo, you cheated" but he didn't so. 

I feel like I should keep track of who he kisses, will that be telling? Who knows, but I feel like it could mean something in the long run. OH IS HE GETTING ROSE? Nope, he stole flowers from outside for her...that's really sweet. Oh and he is kissing her...this is Victoria P who threw up. 
Kelley got the date rose and then Peter spilled the tea that this is where they first met. But the best part...HE UP AND LEFT RIGHT AFTER. Pilot Pete is a savage.

One on One; with Madison
She's very pretty (Hannah Ann and her are v similar in looks to me). HE TOOK HER HOME. WTF. Omg this is so special, oh gosh. All this guy wants is a love like his parents have...how stinking sweet. Surprise, surprise that she caught the bouquet...so predictable. 
Madison talking about her family and what she's looking for reminds me of when Peter first met Hannah...watch out for her, she's going to be around for a whileeeee, kids. 

Group date:
okay, I dropped the ball...I missed all of their names and I can't rewind anymore on my live tv for some reason. I'm sorry, but really who cares right? Hannah is showing up and she's crying. 
Hannah comes and spills the tea we already knew, but then tells them that they need to share a story about sex in front of a live audience. It's her birthday? How much does ABC pay her for appearances? Is she wearing three separate rings on that finger or is it one ring? I have questions...

This is a whirlwind you guys. I feel like we are watching a couple that broke up have a hash out fight when one of them comes to pick up their stuff after. Awe, this poor guy...he loved her so much. Does anyone remember there is a group of girls out there that he is on a date with? 

TBC. they hit us with the TBC. 

That was one heck of a first episode, we had a cow, tons of planes; of the real and paper variety, dranks, and lots and lots of tears. Idk about you, but I am SO here for this season. Let's chat in the comments about who you think will win Peter's heart